Basically.

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bloopblopbam:

ahaahaha—noo:

Taking “TWO” for the team

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Sirius: I just met you
Sirius : And this is crazy
Sirius: I'm your Godfather convicted with the murder of 13 muggles and betrayed your parents
Sirius Black: Move in with me Maybe?
Harry: COURSE I WILL

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River Song is the only person to have FMK’d the Doctor.

(Source: iamheathen, via hermionish)

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Oh, how I love this girl.

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your-neighborhood-creep:

gooby pls

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thegestianpoet:

i just went for a run in my neighborhood
as i have done most nights for the past week or two
and tonight i ran past a woman walking her dog and i thought the dog was pooping
AND FOR SOME INSANELY STUPID REASON I DECIDED TO TELL HER “IT’S OK” THAT HER DOG WAS POOPING AS I RAN BY
only I had just done hills and was really out of breath
so I’M PRETTY SURE it came out as
“IT’S OK IF YOU POOP”
LIKE THIS

I TOLD A WOMAN IT WAS OK FOR HER TO POOP AND THEN RAN AWAY FROM HER
HOW DO I REMAIN IN THIS UNIVERSE

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An actual picture of me during school

(Source: snarg, via cool-as-arson)

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k1mkardashian:

WHA TTHE UFCK

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just on the way to do some octopus stuff